clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.
10 Word Story by c.r.  (via childoflust)

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